Client office ka(p)pi:

Client:  Auditor sir! Tea or coffe?

Me: Tea please.

Cl: Koocha padadheenga sir. Kettu vangi sapudunga.

(Idhula ennada koocha padarathukku irukku? Am I selecting one among your two daughters?)

Me: Ha ha ha (I have to do this.. Refer Allakkai rule no.1 ) Sir, is this the complete list of bill wise debtors?

Cl: Yes yes…. Correct’a kandu pudiichutteengale!

(idha kandupudikka vijayakanth’a varuvaru?)

Me: I need a copy sir.

Cl: modhalla tea venumnu sonneenga! Ippo kapi kekkareenga. He he he

(Is there a report abuse button on a live conversation?)

Me: Sir… I surrender. [Waving my white kerchief]

(Cha… indha audit vandhadhukku, cut adichuttu, vijay padam poirukkalam!)

Cl: Kochukkadheenga sir. Enakku humour konjam jaasthi

(Enakku tumour varama ivan vida matan polarukke!)

Cl: Sir’ku sondha ooru?

Me: Sondhama ooru vangara alavukku lam vasadhi illa sir! Oru kooru orange pazham vena vaangalam.

(matniya da mavane… ippo pesu da!)

Cl: Othukaren sir… Ungalukkum humour jaasthi dhan.. So far pathadhula edavathu queries irukka?

(Amam da. Reception’la oru sooper figure okkandhurukke, adhoda number enna?)

Me: Irukku sir. But unga range’ku illa. Naan peon kittave kettukkaren.

Cl: Ennoda 25 years’ service’la……

(nee vela pathathe  illaya?)

Cl: Naan ivlo osaramana auditor’a pathathu illa.

(naan kooda dhan ennoda 23 years’ experience la ivlo periya mongoose mandaya pathadhilla)

Me: he he he… apdiya sir? [with discovery channel face expression]

Cl: Unga height evlo sir?

Me: Adhellam vikkaradhilla sir.

Cl: Rightu… sir kovama irukkenganu nenakkaren.. Nan apparama  varen.

Me: Apparama vandhu kettalum vikka mataen sir.

(Apdiye odiru)

Cl: Hello… hello… sorry auditor sir oru important call.. naama apporama pesalam.

Me: calculator’a eduthu kadhula vechukittu enna sir pandreenga?

Cl: He he he…. hu hu hu…. bye…

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12 thoughts on “Client office ka(p)pi:

  1. this tea kaapi gavanipu happens on Day 1… after that with each passing day… nelamai kevalam dhan… untill you slap his face with a solid audit point.. then again Royal Treatment…

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